Sunday, March 05, 2006

Mail a Mafia Threat

"Sei niente senza rispetto!" You're nothing without respect!

Thanks to my friend Mary and her friend Ruth for alerting me to this great website, Only in Italy, where you can actually buy a Mafia threat to be sent to anyone in the world by priority mail! And the cost is only 6,99 Euro, or $8.12 today. They take VISA, of course.

Each letter is handwritten (time permitting) on the business letterhead of his company: Peppino's Insurance Company. "We'll protect way or another." Mailed and postmarked directly from Corleone, Sicily!

Please realize, these are only threats. Their disclaimer read, "So sorry, we don't send death nor physical threats mainly because it's against any law in any country on this planet and on Mars." That's a good thing, but still, isn't there someone in your life who deserves one of these? Check out the site for samples and ordering information.


At March 08, 2006 7:52 AM, Blogger Sicilian said...

I don't think I'd be overjoyed with a Mafia threat sent to me. I'd be afraid it was real no matter what disclaimer they attach to it.

At November 18, 2007 12:12 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am overjoyed at this idea, I currently am having such troubles with a neighbor!
This is so much easier and alot less messy than cutting off his horses head!


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